:)

professorspork:

#this single photo here validates the existence of the selfie stick I SWEAR TO GOD

(Source: twitter.com)

thatonechickemmy:

When someone comes in on a Sunday with a big banana and expects everything to be peaches:

itsagifnotagif:
“Dogs are too pure honestly
”

itsagifnotagif:

Dogs are too pure honestly

sonysportswalkman:

on the third day, jesus was coming out of his cave and he was doing just fine

dennys:

We’re not saying with 100% certainty that aliens exist but that doesn’t mean we’re not gonna put a Denny’s in deep space just in case. Space travel is lonely and works up an appetite. Stop in and say hi, eat some pancakes, don’t vaporize us.